BRIGHT IDEAS

You've heard them at the shows now you can ponder them at home.............
  • brain cells come & go but fat cells live forever(brain cells are overrated)
  • never lick a steak knife(this I have done it is possible but be careful)
  • It was recently discovered that laboratory reseach causes cancer in rats!
  • How come we choose from 2 people to be president and 50 for Mrs.America?
  • The more you complain the longer GOD makes you live(I know some old folks)
  • Youth passes but with luck immaturity can last forever(I can only hope)
  • I am a nutritional overachiever(and I practice all the time)
  • Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there
  • Forgive you enemies........it messes with their heads(this works well)
  • Why is phonics not spelled like it sounds?(FONICKS.....FONIX)????
  • IF 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one of them enjoys it?(I really dont believe this is true)
  • Never ever,ever take a laxitive and a sleeping pill at the same time(some of us have learned this the hard way)
  • If cows laugh does milk come out of there noses?
  • The early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese(wiser words were never spoken)
  • You dont stop laughing because you grow old,you grow old because you stopped laughing
  • come back often for more insightful wisdom from the bright side of life